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Car Journey Missions

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Nothing to pick up at 70mph.

No pencils rolling under the seat. No tiny pieces. Every single mission works out loud, from a seat, wearing a seatbelt.

"Are we nearly there?" handled.

They invent the worst pet in the universe. The water bottle gets a voice, and it has opinions. A safari happens through the window.

What's inside

  • All 8 missions, one per page

  • Every mission works out loud, from a seat, wearing a seatbelt

  • A note from Mission HQ so you know how it works in about 30 seconds

  • Print at home PDFs, minimal ink design

How it works

  • Print. One sheet per mission, or read them straight off your phone.

  • Pick ONE mission. Say it out loud. No correct order, no falling behind.

  • Drive in peace, ish. "Are we nearly there?" becomes "what does the water bottle think?"

This is a digital download. No gremlins will arrive in the post. You'll get the PDFs instantly after purchase.

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