The app that decides, so you don't have to
I'm not deciding one more thing today.
Made by an actual knackered mum, on her actual phone, used every single day. The Chaos Companion runs the bits of home life that eat your last brain cell: what's for tea, which chore, whether you actually need the thing in your basket.
What's actually in it
The Dinner Wheel. Spins, decides, done. Comes with a veto button, because some days absolutely not that one.
The Week Spin. Deals the whole week's dinners in one go and writes the shopping list itself. You don't have to think.
The House Reset. Five, ten or fifteen minutes, one zone, a timer, and a treat jar that fills up. Rewards add up. Nothing resets to zero.
The Impulse Bench. Tell it the shiny thing and how much. It holds your impulse buys hostage for 48 hours, then asks if you still want it. Mostly you don't.
And a squirrel. She fronts the whole thing, she has opinions, and she never, ever dies because you had a bad week.
Built for the days you've got nothing left
No streaks. No missed-day counts. No guilt graphics. "Couldn't today" is always a valid answer, and the app carries on like nothing happened, because nothing did. Life gets in the way. This doesn't punish you for it.
Not an app store app, on purpose
No subscription. No account. No login. No company watching what you had for tea. It's a file that lives on your phone, works offline, and is yours forever. It comes with a screenshot by screenshot install guide for iPhone and Android, and if you get stuck, you message me and an actual human (me) sorts it.
20 founding spots, then the price goes up
A founding spot means you're buying it before it's finished. It lands in your inbox on 1 September, and founding members get a say in what goes in. You also get Operation: Beat the Chaos free, the five minute reset cards. A jar for you and a jar for the gremlins. First 20 spots at £19, then it's £27. No fake countdown, that's just the price. If life changes before it lands, one message gets you a full refund, no drama.